Diane von Furstenberg designed a striking new patient gown for Cleveland Clinic proving, once again, that hospitals are harrible places we should all avoid at all costs. 

And, no, this isn’t an Onion article. It’s for real.

When I was a resident at St. Vincents in the West Village, a person coming into the ER and being admitted to the Psych Ward was given a pink hospital gown so the ER staff knew things could get a little out of hand with them. I think they probably should have instead given them these gowns.