So here’s my reply:
“Oh shit. I’m so sorry it’s taken me so long to reply, Rob. Things have been CRAZY BUSY here.
Let’s definitely hang out after biology class in the lockers outside Ms. Snuckheim’s office, but we graudated years ago so everything that’s happened in human history is basically after biology class, but…
Yeah, nothing much is new here. You know, just stuff with the wife and the kids. How’re you? Are you still mad at your dad for grounding you?
I think it’s probably a little late to go to your Y2K party now.
Haha…I know what this feels like! My inbox is down to 311 unread messages.