I recently returned from Quebec City through Newark and was going through customs. I filled out my customs form and stepped up to the Customs Officer at the computer. He asked me what I do and I told him “I’m a physician." He looked at me and said "Do you make house calls?" I told him I only make house calls. He said "I know you! I read a story about you a few months ago. I never forget faces.”
I said, “I’m sure glad you’re guarding this country – keep up the good work.”
“You too doc!”
Life is so damn lovely.