I recently returned from Quebec City through Newark and was going through customs.  I filled out my customs form and stepped up to the Customs Officer at the computer.  He asked me what I do and I told him “I’m a physician."  He looked at me and said "Do you make house calls?"  I told him I only make house calls.  He said "I know you!  I read a story about you a few months ago.  I never forget faces.”

I said, “I’m sure glad you’re guarding this country – keep up the good work.”

“You too doc!”

Life is so damn lovely.